absolutefucker

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July 2011

confideinmeadvice asked: Hey!, I've been a massive fan of your blog for ages now and I just wanted to ask you a little favour. This is my advice blog where I've already helped over 500 people with eating disorders, family problems, sex advice, even people who have been suicidal. The trouble is I took a break from tumblr and lost a lot of followers, I'm not bothered about follower count but I just want to...

Yes, my insane politics are simply my coping mechanism for the fact that I’m a psychologically disturbed person who can’t handle the challenges of participating in a free society and being responsible for living my own life

Dating is a strategic battle that’s been raging ever since Eve used her apple as an “Adam Bomb” way back in the Conflict of the Garden of Eden. And make no mistake, women have been winning the war ever since. So who better to prepare guys to gain a foothold in this war than ancient military strategist and the mastermind behind The Art of War, Sun Tzu? He didn’t know it at the time, but Sun Tzu was...

"I was wondering if the Doctor can regenerate into...

flancrest-enterprises: nervation: doctorwho: Tiny weeping angel asks if Doctor can regenerate into a woman. BethWillis: It’s possible. Has to be based on right actor. #DoctorWho #SDCC (via @moran) thegirlwhostillwaiting: oh pleeaaaaase please please i always see this brought up and i don’t understand why it’s such a big debate. one of the times the doctor regenerated (i think maybe...

“Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her...”

– (via collaterlysisters)

With this in mind, it is easy to see the conflict between Mewtwo and humanity as more than the mere expressions of competing Statist ideologies. Mewtwo’s position as a humanized and transformed third-world subject, armed with first-world technoscience reflects a hybridity that can be seen in the geopolitical conflicts that we see today. Slobodan Milosevich or Saddam Hussein, for example, embody...

But this view of pokémon language masks the complexity of the trainer-pokémon relationship, and itself silences to promote a unidirectional power flow from trainer to pokémon. To return to the idea that the pokémon only speak their own names—the unintelligible gibberish of the “other”—might prove useful here. Far from being a disempowered tongue, deprived of its truth-value by the master,...

dontchokethestrippers asked: What video is that ballkicking gif from? Or the boxing gloves one?

Some would say that the nature of man is conflict. In a word, war.

heyyimshai replied to your photo: this part of the film is shadowed by the tentacle… From what movie is this? don’t get too excited it’s not a long scene (super)

I’ve had reasonably close associations with several dogs and cats, a praying mantis, a rabbit, a few seagulls, a passel of hedgehogs, a pair of mature angelfish, a muskrat, a flock of wild ducks, innumerable mice and rats, and currently, a male sparrow. Dogs become rather nervous when I pass them on the street and they immediately recognize that I do not patronize them but treat them as...

Anonymous asked: I have a problem. I always feel alone. It started when i was back in 6th grade. Now, i can't stand to look people in the eye. I am a cutter, but nobody knows. My sister killed herself from being cyber bullied. She ran out the door at midnight, and sat on the train tracks. When the train came, it didn't slow down. She was my bestfriend, and identical twin. She was found the next morning...

fussybabybitch replied to your post: nativewoman replied to your audio post this sounds… I saw them perform once the lead singer shouted “This is for all the boys and girls oppressed by patriarchy” and I was like “Oh thanks”

nativewoman replied to your audio post this sounds familiar, what is this? defiance, ohio

pocacuntas-deactivated20111212 asked: yes

for the past couple weeks

the “hes mad, hes mad, hes really really mad” part of the robin hood song in shrek has b een stuck in my head

“It was utter hell. There was a quality of loathsomeness about it which I...”

– bertrand russel on having sex with vivienne haigh-wood, t s eliot’s wife

The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable. But we will do our best to understand regardless. Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it...

fartdaughter replied to your post: photosets cant do small images apparently. nice… …..nice

photosets cant do small images apparently. nice going, dumblr

meg-c reblogged your photo i want to reblog every cat picture i see. but that’s too much, so i’m gonna do like 4… or maybe 5… I LOVE CATS OMG the tumblr dilemma

“i will not listen and i wont be told england is mine i will take what i want”

– rupert murdoch singing bloc party into his hairbrush in the mirror