absolutefucker

month

September 2011

“I wanna find a skinny ass little bitch, make her fat, then we’ll lose...”

– http://vimeo.com/29589320

I don't know why I laugh out loud at the fact that...

sonofapritch: oh wait it’s because he’s white as fuck i know of 2 essays about jazz by adorno and the earlier (on jazz) is about the jazz found in the weimar republic. essentially, before american bands toured that was jazz played from sheet without having heard it performed (can you imagine??), and those american bands that did tour were basically all white, playing white jazz. and jazz in...

glowinthedarkmechanical asked: Whoa young Kirsten Dunst in Star Trek TNG with bulbous, side-hairless head as a telepath? Can we see some of this prayplease?

batongmalaque asked: Dear Mr. Absolutefucker, You are such a concerned, little dog. And I truly admire that. Sincerely, Matthew.

i can’t read,

nat-chos: pyramidslayer: nat-chos: pyramidslayer: so i’ve never read john dies at the end but i saw the trailer for the movie and i have to say that it looks pretty interesting whoa whoa whoa gonna need a link here (jdate is my secret shame i love it so much) the trailer looks pretty cool i think oh yeah that looks like some good cheesy thriller stuff just like the book!!!...

naivenobility replied to your post: hey you know how americans don’t pronounce the h in herb America is a big place with many accents #themoreyouknow where i live we do accents by the hill but not one of them is silly enough to drop the h in herb

drillbabydrill replied to your post: hey you know how americans don’t pronounce the h… yeah man themaskfromsupermario2 replied to your post: hey you know how americans don’t pronounce the h… Ur-bull oddmoments replied to your post: hey you know how americans don’t pronounce the h… we do. pixiesnott replied to your post: hey you know how americans don’t...

hey you know how americans don't pronounce the h...

‘erb what about herbal. ‘erb is funny to me but ‘erbal is even funnier, ‘erbal is like a southern country girls name or something. please tell me americans say ‘erbal

moviesludge: satanicpowerpop replied to your post: In response to this article There’s shitty media… Promiscuous sexual content is awesome. HOW DARE YOU I’m torn here because I agree with you, but at the same time I feel that it’s irresponsible in such a mainstream comic that women would enjoy too if the creators weren’t so stupid about how it was done. My major issue (with that article) is...

Janine had been waiting for this. ...

The Lusty Argonian Maid

Anonymous asked: what video is the rat and rottweiler gif from?

respectfullyweird asked: plz keep spamming adventure time. you're making life worth living right now

wingwalker: You should always credit the person who scanned the image. It’s as important, if not more important, as crediting the person who illustrated it. Just imagine the amazing amount of work that person put in to scan the image. Those countless hours they slaved over their scanner. All of that will be lost if you don’t credit the person. Credit them by their full name too. I want to look...

Anonymous asked: Você começou a ler não pare. Meu nome é Sibila Trelawney, eu possuo a visão do olho interior, se você não mandar essa mensagem para ask de 5 pessoas, hoje às meia noite você verá o Sinistro, duas horas depois sentirá o cheiro de xerez e morrerá

vnvn replied to your post: hey would you mind promoting my blog love? xx HUH… l o l someone submitted this instead of asking ? i’ve never had a submission before, except i think, like, a picture of charizard. from skittleguy. or something, it might not have been charizard, but it was skittleguy, so it was probably charizard anyway i dont have a link to my submit page so why...

wow that just made me look a little crazy

hey would you mind promoting my blog love? xx HUH so i got this ask in me ask box and it didn’t ahve a “reply” option, instead, it had a “edit” option, and the box at the top right.. here lemme take a pic the rest of the drop down box is like usual. im gonna set this to publish and see what happens. wish me luck, tumblr