“It’s this way,” one of the men says, opening a door to a large oval office. President Obama looks up from the stack of papers on his desk and glares at me and the girl.
“What’s going on?” the President asks me. “Why haven’t you had sex with your sister yet?”
cia.gov recently went down because of an Anonymous-branded DDOS
it so turns out that whatever individual(s) coordinated the attack did something very clever
they had, over whatever period of time, gained access to a number of servers
whoever owned these servers was using them to host and distribute large amounts of child pornography
and so these servers all mysteriously (and quite openly) begin running DDOS software pointed at the CIA’s webserver
also that cat was the same age as me,