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supjeffreydahmer:

you can have sex young and still be successful. i hate everyone. seriously, this is so ignorant.

this is the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever seen. i have had lots of sex and i got a 2400 on my SAT. what. the. fuck.

I HAVE HAD LOTS OF SEX AND I GOT A 2400 ON MY SAT

same

I had sex during my SAT

and got a 640 total

that was a mistake

i’ve had sex

im a sex haver

if only you guys had waited to have all the sex you could have been like me

chew on that for a while…

eat shit sex havers

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    extra amusing since
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